it runs in the family

dad calls me on my cell and asks:

dad: do you have your phone with you?

me: LOL really?!

floss

arghman: you should call him and floss

whiteemikee: floss?

arghman: er chill

justin's crack

this was right after I parked:

me: can you roll up the window? you can leave it cracked.

justin: what? my crack?

homeboys & homoboys...a subtle difference

whiteemikee: so you and chris had a date? ;)

j3san9n0839: we did

j3san9n0839: it was great

j3san9n0839: we held hands

j3san9n0839: and shared yogurt together

whiteemikee: you are so gay...